Sunday, January 27, 2008

Meme

I have been tagged for a meme. Here are the rules:
- You have to post who tagged you and link back to them.
Lucky tagged me.
- You have to tag 3 other kitties, beans, woofies, or any other assorted animal.

- What three things would you do that you have never done before, if you knew you wouldn't get caught, get in trouble, or suffer any consequences.


1. I would stay out all night!

Now I have actually done this a couple of times and it did greatly upset the staff! Because the trouble I could get into by doing this could be owls, coyotes, and bobcats with consequences no one wants to think about....


2. I would start a lizard farm.
Yes. For consumption.

3. I would eat a whole stick of butter at once every day.

Which I actually could - the butler leaves it out and doesn't care if I help myself or not. Because he knows as well as I do about the consequences: horrid diarrhea!!! I've done it twice, it was not nice, I carefully only lick a little bit at a time now...


I tag my lovely boyfriend
Ruis, our very special friend Sassy and a new cat on the blog, Shelby Fatman.

19 comments:

Gattina said...

Hahaha ! you are really somthing, a lizard farm ! I only wish to see my cats once in my life with a lizard ! I think even lazy Arthur would move !

michico*Adan said...

Wowww~!
I hardly imagine with you eat a lizards~! Will it be delicious!?

Good luck! HEHEHEH~!

Gandalf & Grayson said...

Lizards are great sport! We don't actually eats them.

Sassy Kat said...

You tagged me! You tagged me! You said not to tag you for the football and I didn't and now you tag me!!!! I might have to put a contract out on you, ha, ha, ha. A contract to have some/cat doggie to tag you!!! Ha, ha, ha.

Charlotte said...

...really intrigued about the butter....sounds interesting, don't think I'll try it though...
Charlotte X

Annie Mosaic Cat said...

Oh yes, Bianca would eat that stick of butter, too.
Mosaic Dawg got to do this meme...her first.

wildcatsthree said...

Very funny list. And thanks for your suggestion about the pet toothpaste recall being posted at Cat Blogosphere - I've just done it. Have a great weekend!
Chris and the cats

The Devil Dog said...

Ha ha ha. We knew you would come up with interesting answers. Those are great. We can't wait to see Ruis'.

Roxy & Lucky

Daisy said...

If you get to start a lizard farm, I would like to invest in your venture!

Ruis said...

Oh my..., you tagged me! I have to think about this because there were always a lot of things I wanted to do, but being with you now has made me think more about the consequences.

Give me a few days so I can give it a good thought.

Hugs & nosekiss
~ your Ruis


ps: I already know one -- hahahahaha

Cheysuli and gemini said...

I love butter too but someone always seems to put it away in our house. Sigh.

The Furry Fighter said...

i can;t believe my friends over in the States eat LIZARDS!!! do they taste nice? are they easy to catch? the best I get is the occasional spider...but we don't get many of those either.
x

Mickey said...

Sounds great. Staying out all night on your lizard farm,consuming them with a stick of butter! Hahahaha!!
Need help?
Purrs Mickey

Chairman Mao said...

hehe, that was fun readin yur meme, Karl! I think lizzards would be fun to munch on, too. I've nefur munched on one myself but they look tasty. And buttur -- I like that, too! But Momma won't let me eat it... dag nabbit!

Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!

Kaz's Cats said...

G'day Karl, I (Tasha) had to drop in belatedly and a big YUMMMMM! to number 2, 'cos I like lizards too!

Purrs

Tasha

goldenshade said...

So do you saute the lizards in the butter? I have never met a lizard.

Sunny's Mommy said...

A lizard farm sounds excellent!

Peanut said...

Hey thanks. I am going to think about this and then post on it tomorrow.

Shelby aka the fatman

katztales said...

Staying out all night, hunting lizards, pouncing on the butter... you are living the good life!