Aye, I am Captain Jack Flint, Robin Hood o' Pirates, and e'en though thar's no legal rank on a pirate ship, e'eryone recognizes I am the one in charge. Like the rock flint, I am hard and sharp. But, also like flint, me am easily chipped, and sparky. Arr, argh!
My mott' is “If they be rich enough t' own it – they be rich enough t' share it. Whate'er it is.” And all I do is help with the sharin'…
I am sailin' under the flag o' legendary pirate queen Mad Anne Kid, patron saint o' all pirates. E'ery pirate is a little bit crazy. Mad Anne Kid, though, was more than just a little bit. And e'en though she was not always the traditional swaggerin' gallant, her steadiness and plannin' made her the finest and most cunnin' o' all pirates. Arr, argh!
Thanks Meowers from Missouri!