Saturday, June 30, 2007

Bad Girl

Haha! I really terrorized the staff over the last couple of days! I stayed out two nights in a row! When the maid and the butler came around Thursday afternoon and called me with promises of shrimp I just gave them “The Look” and walked away. Nothing they can do about it. Sometimes they trick me, though. They call Karl – and that do-gooder-I-am-such-a-people-cat” always comes when they call. And lets himself being picked up. Anytime! I never allow that outside the house. Sometimes not even inside the house. Anyways – they call Karl and pick him up and carry him in while telling him about the wonderful shrimp and beef treats that he will get. So naturally I have to follow! And then I can’t get out anymore. But not Thursday! And I stayed out and had such a good time that I did it again Friday night. I had shown myself during the day though – don’t want to scare the staff too much. But I heard how the butler gave the maid some medicine out of the big brown bottle (Konjaak, I think they call it) Friday night so she could sleep and not worry again all night long. Hahahahahaha – got to show them who is in charge sometimes!

Anastasia, Her Highness, Queen of the Wilderness, a Feline Unleashed!

( I might stay in tonight. I am kind of tired. And hungry. And thirsty. And I know they will just fawn over me all evening long!)

21 comments:

zevo calamari said...

Don't you love when they beg with shrimp?
Humans are so funny.
xooox
zevo

Munchkin, Missy and Monte said...

Wow, staying out all night for two nights in a row. Just becareful that the horrible d-o-g catcher does not get you.

HRH Yao-Lin said...

Let me just get this straight: you are worrying your humans so much you are driving them to drink? EXCELLENT work!!!! I am mightily impressed. Must try this. Technique noted.

xx

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

careful out there and don't wander to far into bobcat territory. my mommy sayz if i was out 2 nights in a row, she'd drink too! beans on booze is like cats on nip. funny funny.

Karen Jo said...

I worry about you being out all night. There are mean animals out there. Be very careful.

Daisy said...

Anastasia, you are a true free spirit! I would be far too scairt to stay out after dark. Be very careful.

DaisyMae Maus said...

You are TOUGH. I'd never survive in the out-of-doors without my warm, soft pillows, drinks with ice, and litterbox. I'm too pampered. You'll have to have the wilderness adventures for the rest of us.
DMM

Marilyn MonREOW said...

Be careful, dear Anastasia! But enjoy the beef and shrimp -- sounds like a delightful meal.

Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn.

Ali & Fiona said...

You are two are so lucky you get to go outside without a harness and leash.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

kitties should not be out in the dark. it is not nice after dark honey, you go inside with the beans now, okay?

smiles, auntie bee

Jake and Bathsheba said...

Anastasia, sorry we haven't been online for days, but our secretary hasn't let us blog.

I used to be like you when I was younger. I drove my mom to distraction when I ran away from home on two difference occasions. You can imagine the attention I received when I returned! That was a long time ago, and now that I'm nearly 16, I mostly enjoy the good life indoors. I still go outside a little during the day, but I'm not the hunter I once was. Mom's bed and the chair cushions appeal to me more now.

You and Karl had asked us about scary coyotes and bobcats in our outdoors, as well as owls. Coyotes are around occasionally, but we think they can get some easy goose pickings if they hunt near the large pond not too far from us. (There's a large population of resident Canada geese there.) No bobcats have been sighted in our local area, and the owls around here can't hunt big kitties like us. We also have foxes, but they don't hunt cats.

Congratulations on being Cat of the Day last week. Those were some excellent photos.

Be careful!

~Bathsheba

Fritzamus Maximus said...

You have to keep the staff on their toes!

caricature said...

You are a brave kitty ~ staying out for two nights in a row ~ just stay clear of all those bobcats... :)

Dragonheart said...

Anastasia, you are very brave. But be careful. Outside can be dangerous, and I wouldn't want anything happening to you.

Christine and FAZ said...

Stay out and about it's so much more fun
by the light of the moon and the shine of the sun
Mousing, carousing and purring with glee
there's so much to do and so much to see

a poem for you from FAZ

Donny and Marie and Casey said...

You go, girl!

~Donny

Ooooh - aren't scared being out all nite long??

~Marie

Insist on your right to be outside!

~Casey

Cyclone Cats said...

Anastasia, please be careful when you are out all night. I gotted out once at nighttime then it rained and the sky lighted up and loud thunder boomers came. I don't like to go out at night anymore.

Dazey

Cheysuli said...

It's good that you don't worry them too much. My human would probably never let you out again if you did that to her!

Name: Mr. Hendrix said...

Just saying hi again, I forgot to tell you last itme I looooooooove your snazzy shades. Very hollywood.

Lux said...

My mom says I have to tell you to be very careful - but I'm telling you I'd love to join you in such behavior!

Catzee said...

Iffen I gotted to go outside I wouldn't come in fur nothin' either.